I mean, there are hardly words.
I can not
I feel like I have a new doll.
It's unlike any doll I ever had as a child though because I am overcome with all sorts of mushy feelings the moment I see him in these glasses.
Also, if I had a doll that had glasses it wouldn't take them off.
Like every time I put them on it's head.
I wish I had a doll.
The doctor offered a simple strategy for a smooth adjustment for Max.
When he takes them off, give him a few minutes and try to distract him with something else, then put the glasses back on his head.
Then try to occupy his hands with something he is interested in so he won't reach for the strap.
Then act out a brief portion of the Broadway musical Cats, complete with costumes and appropriate lighting, because babies love Cats and outdated musicals. 5-7 minutes is fine, keep it simple.
Repeat for about a month and then if he still won't keep them on we'll try something else.
Fine, he didn't mention the Cats performance, but he might as well have. Max has had glasses for approximately seventeen hours, 12 of which he has been asleep and I'm losing my mind trying to entice him to wear them.
This would be so much easier if he were slightly older so I could handle this the way most challenging situations with children should be handled...bribery.
Wear your glasses for one hour and you can have some ice cream.
I offered, but he acted like he didn't even hear me.
I feel like there should be some way to fast track a fourth kid to adjust to glasses.
Perhaps the doctor should have to come live with us for the first 48-72 hours and be in charge of this?
Maybe they could be medically attached to his face?
Perhaps there is a spell we could cast to make him unaware the glasses are there?
I'm open to suggestions here.
Everyone is asking if Max has noticed any difference when wearing them.
I do understand the question, but I would like to remind everyone that Max still aggressively slams his pointer finger on to his high chair tray to demand more food, so he's not so much in to explaining new revelations about his improved sense of sight yet.
Please rephrase the question.
Or don't, because it's amusing every time.
I did assume there would be a big Oprah "a-ha" moment when he put on his glasses.
This was mostly fueled by my friend Keri sending me a video of a baby wearing glasses the first time. I didn't actually watch the video, because I forgot, but she told me all about the baby hearing his mom's voice and turning to her and getting so excited upon seeing her face clearly for the first time.
It sounded magical so I assumed Max wouldn't let me down.
Please check out the emotional video below.
Despite the fact that he doesn't actually see my face in this video, it's apparent that he really could not have cared less.
He was more excited about that fruit snack than when he saw my face through the glasses the first time. Perhaps he also thought I magically pulled it out of his ear?
I forced my sweet babysitter to come along on this journey to video this HUGE moment.
You'll never get those 30 minutes back.
He has had a few periods where we he will wear them for 20 or 30 minutes. He wore them for about 20 minutes this morning until Stella touched them.
Stella has to go live with my parents for a while now.
But seriously I thought about it for a few minutes after that.
I'm sure he'll get used to them and soon it will just be the norm, but can I get a few prayers that this takes less than a month? I am reasonably confident that I will lose my mind before we reach week three.
That would increase the chance of me dressing like a Cat and singing Memories though....something to consider.
I'll keep you updated.